I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
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Do I have a choice?
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I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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