But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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