theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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