Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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