drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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