Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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