Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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