Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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