I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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