We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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