how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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