forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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