atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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