"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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