exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
