Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I have tasted many bathrooms
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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