At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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