its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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