Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I intend to get homeless drunk
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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