I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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