What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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