whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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