capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
false alarm, still single
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