Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Let's get the cat blown out
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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