i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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