Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
from now on my penis is your penis
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
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