just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
His nipple licking is glorious
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