My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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