ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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