So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
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