i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize
