going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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