Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I have aggressive nipples.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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