He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Randomize
