She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
NoShamevember. You game?
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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