I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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