Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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