And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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