he shaved USA in his pubs
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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