: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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