I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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