the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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