i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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