Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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