it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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