the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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