Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I need to align my fucking chakras
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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