is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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