Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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