we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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