Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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