I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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