does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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